The Narrator Works For Toyota

february 4, 2010

From Fight Club.

NARRATOR
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph...The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

BUSINESS WOMAN
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

NARRATOR
Oh, you wouldn't believe.

BUSINESS WOMAN
... Which... car company do you work for?

NARRATOR
A major one.
Hmmm.  Does The Narrator work for Toyota?