Blinkers

march 24, 2009

emer-gen-cy: an unforeseen combination of circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action.

That is the Merriam-Webster definition of "emergency".  To use the work in context with an automobile would be "emergency blinkers", as in the lights that "blink" or "flash" when someone is having an emergency.  So, for those selfish bastards out there, emergency blinkers should not be used for:

Or anything else that does not involve:
So please, next time you have the urge to use your emergency blinkers for any reason other than a true emergency:  Don't.

Thanks for not being a total ... well, you can fill in the word.