How Rumsfeld Fights Spam Terror

february 17, 2006

So, how does our Secretary of Defence fight that little terror called Spam?  Well, he does not use email at all so, can you see it?  No email equals no spam.  Is that not a brilliant plan?  Rumsfeld, the head of all the armed forces does not communicate via email.  Why does he not use email?  Well, because he is the big man of the armed forces and all his communication comes through his aides, they are the email users.  This is so ridiculous that I can't believe it is true.  It's 2006.  Email, important.  Or maybe not?  What do you think?