Bad Boys II (2003)

december 15, 2003

Here's how Bad Boys II looks: Will Smith is OK, Martin Lawrence is bad, the six or so screenwriters are terrible, and director Michael Bay should be taken out back and shot. This movie is all about penis extensions. Look at the guns, the cars and the uber-"cool" direction. About 30 minutes into the movie I was waiting for a moment in which everyone in and making the movie admit that it's a satire about macho men (and to see the cast break out into song and dance to the Village People's song